daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD
1 month ago with 680,367 notes

princedeanofhell:

princedeanofhell:

Friendly reminder that Dean is canonically amazing in bed

I just realized that Dean was a mere 21 years old when he earned the title of “Best night of my life Dean”

1 month ago with 34,580 notes

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

1 month ago with 51,390 notes

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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1 month ago with 467,211 notes

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

1 month ago with 294,854 notes

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

1 month ago with 262,558 notes

hathawayroza:

yer-a-starkid:

capalds:

AU: James and Lily live.

 

I texted those tags to my friend and she fucking responds with “I CAN SEE THE HOGSMEADE THING JFC. HARRY WOULD FIND HIS DAD AND THEN MINERVA WOULD SEE JAMES AND SHE’D BE LIKE “POTTER” AND JAMES AND HARRY WOULD BOTH TURN AROUND AND SAY ‘YES PROFESSOR?’ EXCEPT JAMES WOULD HAVE HIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT SMILE ON.” and I quit life.

#I THOUGHT THIS COULDN’T HURT ANY WORSE #CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE IT FUCKING DID

1 month ago with 124,249 notes

hayleu:

mdtwn:

in the UCSB shooter’s manifesto he mentions that being exposed to porn at a young age helped shape his views on women so if you honestly think that mainstream porn is harmless and “”“empowers women”“” then i have news for you pal

Ted Bundy claimed the same thing (4:44) 

1 month ago with 13,150 notes

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

1 month ago with 387,795 notes
moviesfromthecouch:

Upcoming movie release dates- there are some here I didn’t realize were even being made! 1 month ago with 1,494 notes