retr0philia:

thebigblackwolfe:

elegantly-tasteless:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

KeKe out here spittin factsssss

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL




KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

ATTA FUCKING GIRL
1 week ago with 158,192 notes
Vapors is Over (and I never got this scene into it) ↘

electraposts:

Serves me right for writing things four months before my plot was even settled. This scene is now never going to happen, for so many reasons. It was written before Aiko’s characterization was even solid, actually, and the tone is pretty light.

Still, I think it’s pretty cute.

Dialogue spoof-…

1 month ago with 27 notes
daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD
2 months ago with 682,077 notes

princedeanofhell:

princedeanofhell:

Friendly reminder that Dean is canonically amazing in bed

I just realized that Dean was a mere 21 years old when he earned the title of “Best night of my life Dean”

2 months ago with 35,863 notes

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

2 months ago with 51,708 notes

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

2 months ago with 473,382 notes

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

2 months ago with 300,144 notes

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

2 months ago with 278,830 notes

hathawayroza:

yer-a-starkid:

capalds:

AU: James and Lily live.

 

I texted those tags to my friend and she fucking responds with “I CAN SEE THE HOGSMEADE THING JFC. HARRY WOULD FIND HIS DAD AND THEN MINERVA WOULD SEE JAMES AND SHE’D BE LIKE “POTTER” AND JAMES AND HARRY WOULD BOTH TURN AROUND AND SAY ‘YES PROFESSOR?’ EXCEPT JAMES WOULD HAVE HIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT SMILE ON.” and I quit life.

#I THOUGHT THIS COULDN’T HURT ANY WORSE #CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE IT FUCKING DID

2 months ago with 125,261 notes

hayleu:

mdtwn:

in the UCSB shooter’s manifesto he mentions that being exposed to porn at a young age helped shape his views on women so if you honestly think that mainstream porn is harmless and “”“empowers women”“” then i have news for you pal

Ted Bundy claimed the same thing (4:44) 

2 months ago with 13,315 notes